I know you want to see what this caricature looks like because you’re a sick fuck who likes to make fun of people. Over the years, I’ve spent more and more on beauty treatments and surgery so I can look just like her.’ (via) ‘It was like she was holding the carrot out to me, showing me what I could be. ‘When I saw the caricature for the first time on holiday, I was jealous of it,’ explains Ms Butel. Then again, which would you rather be: a plumber or Krystina Butel, who’s spent over $144,000 to look like a caricature she had drawn of herself over 15 years ago. Sure not all blue-collar jobs involve feces, but with my luck that’s where I’d end up. I’m glad they didn’t have questions like this on the SAT, otherwise I would’ve gone straight to trade school and be spending my life digging out septic tanks and doing other unpleasant manual labor involving poop. Can you tell which one is Krystina and which one is a dumpster? No? Me neither.
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